Relationships are indeed like one of those super hi-tech fairground rides where you have to buckle up tight at the start and when the light switches on, the cars drop from a great height. So the journey begins. First we speed up to the heavens with the initial big grin on our faces, then we hit the 80 degree turn downwards. And wham! When you think you’re going to fall out of your seat in a moment at the bottom of the drop, you land safely, but before you know it, you’re heading upwards again. You’ve got this sick feeling in your stomach, yet you haven’t even reached the second peak where another drop awaits. As you’re getting used to this, the part comes when you turn on your head and you don’t even know which way is up and which is down any more. You would love to just speed on straight ahead, but a tunnel approaches where it’s pitch black and all you can do is scream as loud as you can. Then another huge peak comes and now you actually want to throw up. Smaller troughs follow and th...